But they’re certainly helping me.
She stood there for a good ten minutes, but a P.W.S.I.L.F. is a P.W.S.I.L.F.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Dear Supreme Being,
I know that I am on the list of most perfect human beings that you have ever made, but I think it might’ve been more practical to give me straight hair even though a slight curl is more perfect. I only say this because I haven’t cut my hair in a while and it’s become quite a burning bush, if you catch my drift.
So, yeah, just straighten it until I get it cut, please. You know the address.
Love,
BJCG
P.S. Could you send me a revised version of the Perfect List?
P.P.S. Wait, scratch that. I would rather have this.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Your (lack of a) dick is showing.
Everyone knows the term for the clasp on a necklace; it is called a “dick”. Apparently, some people at Yahoo Answers (also known as Dumbass Central) also think it’s called a “boob”. This is unfortunate because it completely ruins my joke (see post title).
More ruined jokes after the jump. (more…)
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Monday, November 24, 2008
All washed up.
Jack Skellington has hit rock bottom.
Macaulay Culkin, anyone?
To tell the truth, I’m ready to hit Rock Bottom as well.
More self-destruction after the jump. (more…)
Thursday, November 20, 2008
rbrndng, yall!
it is 2 e z 2 rebrnd urself now a days. i went frum Amrican Seegull yuppie to Alt Yuppie with a targét cardigun and flasses.
cant wait 4 ur feedbak on my jimmy dean meetz hipster meetz yuppie lyfstile. Jus wan 2 b human after yall.
Monday, November 3, 2008
Oh Yeah: Rotate
Make sure to throw up counter-clockwise, guys! And be extra sure to check your water usage, we’re trying to be sustainable nowadays. You know, sustainable as in stain removal. Without water, how would be able to clean up all of the stains for our regrettable nights?
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
GIFs, y’all!
We be movin’ like we da dankest bitches up ‘n hur!
More epilepsy and explanations after the jump, y’all!
