Everyone knows the term for the clasp on a necklace; it is called a “dick”. Apparently, some people at Yahoo Answers (also known as Dumbass Central) also think it’s called a “boob”. This is unfortunate because it completely ruins my joke (see post title).
More ruined jokes after the jump.
Yes, those are almost-Uggs. Yes, that is a Palestine-style scarf. Yes, that is a vinyl bag. Yes, his hair is faux-hawked. But what you can’t see is that the tips of the fauk are blond. Now, I don’t mean to be racist, but I’m going to be: black people should never have any sort of blond in their hair. Never. It looks more unnatural than highlights do to begin with. It also just doesn’t seem to blend as nicely as it could.
The highlights, as horrible as they are, are not the problems I have with this “guy”, however; it’s the fact that I don’t want to call him a male. I know that I really shouldn’t label people with outdated masculine and feminine standards, but there is a difference between what we ought do and what we already do. I would have no problem with this person, if society didn’t adhere to such norms that drew a clear line between what is manhood and what is womanhood, but, because society has drawn such conclusions, it’s hard to take this person seriously. He seems like a joke of a male.
His demeanor, his voice, everything about him was so past flamboyant that I wondered why he just didn’t get the sex change operation. If he had walked up to me, handed me a resume straight out of Yale with a 4.0 and three paid internships that he worked at all at once, I wouldn’t have taken him as seriously as I should have because he acts so out of the norm that it’s distracting. Like I said in my Target post, life is all about balance; you have to apply yourself to these social norms that seem ridiculous (and most are logically so) while taking in a grain of salt (just a grain because blood pressure is a big issue now-a-days).
But I guess that if you look at it and squint a bit, this picture as a whole really has balance.
You’re wonderful.
You’re going to get ahead in life.
However, I think that this was kind of intrusive and unfair. I would like to debate this topic with you.
I don’t think his fashion sense has anything to do with it, not that yours does either, but I guess that you really didn’t say that his fashion was BAD, just INAPPROPRIATE.
faggot.
Comment by Anonymous — Monday, February 9, 2009 @ 3:43