I know that I am on the list of most perfect human beings that you have ever made, but I think it might’ve been more practical to give me straight hair even though a slight curl is more perfect. I only say this because I haven’t cut my hair in a while and it’s become quite a burning bush, if you catch my drift.
So, yeah, just straighten it until I get it cut, please. You know the address.
Love,
BJCG
P.S. Could you send me a revised version of the Perfect List?
P.P.S. Wait, scratch that. I would rather have this.
wookie mound. yes, that mound.
Comment by freefeifs — Monday, February 9, 2009 @ 20:14
silly we have straightened your hair…it didn’t work very well.
Comment by gentry — Tuesday, February 10, 2009 @ 1:31
CLEAN AND CLEAR WOULD ALSO HELP
Comment by ANON — Wednesday, February 11, 2009 @ 4:25